When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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