omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
