Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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