just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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