Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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