The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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