just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Houston, we have a squirter
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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