How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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