On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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