just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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