Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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