why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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