The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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