I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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