drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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