I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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