We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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