Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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