What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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