Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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