i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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