you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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