her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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