idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
kristin has been a bad kristin
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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