Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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