nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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