we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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