she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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