he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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