you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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