so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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