Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
