break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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