all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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