Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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