ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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