Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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