i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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