I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
