My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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