Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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