I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
We don't watch enough power rangers
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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