we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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