i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
