You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Randomize