I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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