Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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