Tell her she can't have a vagina
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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