Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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