you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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