Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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