And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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