i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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