I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
