so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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